April 2012
tumblr famous: fuck stop sending me messages just check my faqs
me: omfg 1 message someone actually wants to talk to me
alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
